"I drink, therefore  I am "

WC Fields

"The thinking person's pub company!"

inspired by Joan Bakewell !

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes"

Oscar Wilde

"Reality is an illusion brought about by lack of alcohol"

Seb Protz

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me"

Winston Churchil

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

Henny Youngman

"I feel sorry for those who don't drink. When when they get up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day"

Frank Sinatra

"There can't be a good living where there is not good drinking"

Benjamin Franklin

"Here's to alcohol, the cause of-and solution to-all life's problems"

Homer Simpson

"Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder"

Andy Ferris

"In wine there is wisdom.  In beer there is freedom.  In water there is bacteria"

Benjamin Franklin